It's Going On My Bar

I had lunch with an old friend today during which he gave me this statue as a gift.  He said he noticed it in a shop in Taos and it reminded him of Mary and I.  I don't know where he got such a crazy idea.  I have studied it from every angle and I can't see how this reminded him of us. I don't have a mustache!  As to any other resemblances…I plead the 5^th.